Shots fired: A Toast to Fantasy Football! Buy-in League drinking game.
If you didn’t know, the II Minute Warning has two fantasy leagues. We have the “Free -League” where the winner at the end of the season wins the football jersey of their favorite player. We also have a “Buy-in” League where the winner wins a MOUNTAIN of cash. Well …maybe not a mountain of cash…more like a mole hill — but dough is dough right? Although the funds are small, we here at II Minute Warning live bigger than life…We’ll be streaming the “buy-in” league fantasy draft hosted by the league’s really ridiculous commissioner, Kyle (aka the white girl slayer, drug experimenter, weirdo indie ass rapper Alex Ludovico).
To make things interesting, Kyle will be playing a drinking game during the draft. (Yes, he will be playing a drinking game BY HIMSELF during the draft….). Usually drinking games have several participants, so this adventure will ultimately lead to an epic meltdown by Kyle. We really hope that he doesn’t burst into tears and cry Maubury style in front of the whole league. To prevent this from happening – we will probably end this draft stream around round 5. We at TMW also take safety serious and would like to put rules on when Kyle will take shots during the draft. Below you will see a list of things Kyle will drink to. If you have any additional suggestions please comment below…but Lets Keep Kyle alive. Thanks.
#1 – Anytime someone from the Cowboys is drafted. Shot.
#2 – Anytime someone from the Giants is drafted. Shot.
#3- Anytime an NFL player that was arrested in 2013 is drafted. Shot. http://www.ajc.com/gallery/sports/football/nfl-players-arrested-2013/g75d/#last
#4 – Anytime an NFL player that was arrested in 2012 is drafted. This list includes Dez Bryant, Marshawn Lynch, and Adrian Peterson…Shot.
#5- Anytime a white WR or RB is drafted. Shot.
#6 – Anytime someone from the Jacksonville Jaguars, Carlon. Shot.
#7 Anyone drafts Aaron Hernandez or Bronk. Shot. Shot. Shot.
#8 Anytime someone drafts Mark Sanchez or any one from the Jets. Shot. Shot.
#9 If anyone takes a QB before the 4th round take a drink. Shot.
#10 Anyone who drafts a kicker before the 10th round. Shot.
#11 Madden Curse: Anyone who drafts Calvin Johnson. Shot.